So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

(via strixes)

clavid:

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

Yikes

I hate Dove.

clavid:

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

Yikes

I hate Dove.

(via chromm)

I’ll do whatever it takes. You’ve given me everything. 
I would do anything for you.

Oh no dishevelled Carolina.

(via the-meta)

toastyhat:

FINISHED PART TWO TODAY and it’s a bit early to get hype but I think everyone should anyway. uvu So I put together all the gifs I’ve posted so far plus one extra as a treat.

Previously: The Signless’s Story

Next up: The Summoner’s Story

Oh geeze, amazing work.

(via paperseverywhere)

the-meta:

missdiddlez:

queen

#SHE’S BEAUTY#SHE’S GRACE#SHE’S MISS SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

(via punishandenslavesuckers)

An episode all about the prettiest most awesomist girl to ever exist, Pyrrha Nikos? Frick yeah.

*slowly throttles jaune for not making my angelic goddess happy*

Gosh I love Pyrrha though. Cool to see that she fights super smartly with her powers! If she went all out she’d probably be pretty OP, hah.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to forget that your coworker/supervisor is shockingly racist at times because you can’t exactly quit your job out of moral outrage?

livid-coffee:

maaaaarknuuuuutt:

burnie your church is showing

ffs burnie hahah

(via the-meta)

43,397 plays

“Do what you love” disguises the fact that being able to choose a career primarily for personal reward is a privilege, a sign of socioeconomic class. Even if a self-employed graphic designer had parents who could pay for art school and co-sign a lease for a slick Brooklyn apartment, she can bestow DWYL as career advice upon those covetous of her success.

If we believe that working as a Silicon Valley entrepreneur or a museum publicist or a think-tank acolyte is essential to being true to ourselves, what do we believe about the inner lives and hopes of those who clean hotel rooms and stock shelves at big-box stores? The answer is: nothing.

Do what you love, love what you do: An omnipresent mantra that’s bad for work and workers.  (via seawaters)

(via punishandenslavesuckers)

Help there is a ghost thong in my apartment. 

Help there is a ghost thong in my apartment. 



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